the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power to grammar.

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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Steel kidneys

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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the power to be justin bieber

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!