The power to peel stickers

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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the power to make to much coffee

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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the power to be justin bieber

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Steel kidneys

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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the ability to spell wrong

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!