the power to do totally nothing

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The power to peel stickers

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Steel kidneys

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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the power to be justin bieber

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!