- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

the power to die when you breath oxygen

The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

the power to be powerless.

NMR Vision

the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

The power to look into the past

The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

the power to do totally nothing

The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

The power to fly....underwater

the power to make to much coffee

The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

The power to peel stickers

The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

Pointless Super Powers