the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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the power to be powerless.

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!