The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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THA PWR 2 MiiSSPELL ERRTHANG WHiiLE WRiiTiiNG iiN AWL CAPz ONE THA iiNTERNET

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The power rangers

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!