The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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The ability to Hi

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The ability to park very acurately

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The power to have no powers

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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the ability to hover

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!