the power to not watch south park

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The ability to Hi

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The ability to park very acurately

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The power to restate the obvious.

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the ability to hover

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!