The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The power of Pinesol baby

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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the power to not watch south park

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The ability to Hi

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!