the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The power to have no power.

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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To stab Djones

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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The power to watch grass grow

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The power to run in an endless circle

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LIME

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!