The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The power to have no power.

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The power to run in an endless circle

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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LIME

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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The power to watch grass grow

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To stab Djones

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!