The power to be the ceo of BP

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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Laser pointer vision.

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The power to run in an endless circle

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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LIME

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The power to watch grass grow

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!