The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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Laser pointer vision.

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The power to have no power.

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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LIME

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The power to be the ceo of BP

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The power to run in an endless circle

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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To stab Djones

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!