The ability to float for half a second

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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Retractable teeth

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The powers of a burnt face

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The ability to control the internet

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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The power to be the ceo of BP

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Laser pointer vision.

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!