- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

Smoke vision

The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

the ability to only fall asleep in showers

the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

The power to have 1 second invisibility.

The power to turn anything you want green.

the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

The power to be vice president of the SGA

The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

The power to make deaf people see again.

The ability to spend expired coupons.

The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

Pointless Super Powers