the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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Smoke vision

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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Farting at will

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

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The power to make tea appear at will

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The ability to spend expired coupons.

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!