The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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the power to read your own thoughts

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!