the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!