The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to fart tear gas

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to rite liek dis

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!