the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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the power to be 100% pointless

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to fart tear gas

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!