the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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the power to read your own thoughts

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!