To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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Really bendy thumbs.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!