The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to be normal.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!