shit and piss at the same time

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The power to have no power

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to be normal.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!