The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to have no power

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!