Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!