The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

The power to fly when your in an airplane

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

the power to be in AA.

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

The power to stare directly at the sun

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

The power to drink and drive without being caught

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

The power to make lipstick fly

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!