The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!