the ability to see fairy's

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to piss people off.

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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The power to turn gold into dust

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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to be bradley

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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Smoke vision

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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The power to make tea appear at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!