The power to have cancer.

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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The power to pee backwards.

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The power to turn gold into dust

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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to be bradley

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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The power to piss people off.

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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The power to make tea appear at will

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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Farting at will

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The power of missing a finger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!