the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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The power to have cancer.

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to piss people off.

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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The power to pee backwards.

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The power to turn gold into dust

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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to be bradley

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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The power of missing a finger.

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!