The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to die from darting too hard

To never remember what the word if means

The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to swallow instead of spit

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

the power to read this pointleessuperpower

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!