The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to not be funny

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!