The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to die from darting too hard

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!