the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to not care.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to have gravity.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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the power to make faces at the blind

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!