the power to get extra homework

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to not care.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to have gravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!