The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to have gravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!