- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to have gravity.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to control weather on Mars

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The ability to look at someone and die.

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

the power to make faces at the blind

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The ability to poop glue.

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

lol

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

Pointless Super Powers