The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The power to be gay on command.

The power to fly in tornadoes

The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to hold your breath when you die

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

The power to die at will.

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

The power to be invisible when singing

The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!