The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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To never remember what the word if means

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to die at will.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to die

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to swim on land.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!