The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to not care.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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I'm a giant di

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!