The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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the power to get extra homework

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to swim on land.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!