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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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Nothing

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to eat socks

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The ability to police irony

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!