The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power... to move you.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!