- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to control weather on Mars

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The ability to look at someone and die.

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The ability to poop glue.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

the power to change people socks on command

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

to not blink for 5 seconds

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

Pointless Super Powers