The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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I'm a giant di

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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lol

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the power to write comic books

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to die at will

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!