The ability to poop glue.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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the power to change people socks on command

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to die at will

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!