The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to think of food

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to kill you self.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!