the power to permanently change your name to Graham

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

the power to write comic books

the power to change people socks on command

Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

to not blink for 5 seconds

The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The power to have a invisible boat mobile

The Power to Power

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!