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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T
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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet
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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in
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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose
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The power to breathe slightly faster
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I'm a giant di
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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.
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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.
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The power to eat socks
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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot
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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.
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the ability to die on command
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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time
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The power... to move you.
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the power to poop every 5 minutes
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The power to think oppositely
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The power to flush toilets with your mind
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The power to shit on the ceiling
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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!
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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew
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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.
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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman
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to randomly self destruct at any time
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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!