the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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the power to change people socks on command

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to die at will

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!