The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to always be at half mast.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!